Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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