fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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