he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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