I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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