After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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