Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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