I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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