Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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