I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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