last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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