Christians are straight up FREAKS
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
So many bounce houses so little time
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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