Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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