You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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