I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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