I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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