what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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