I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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