So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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