Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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