cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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