I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
