areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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