The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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