Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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