i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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