he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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