Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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