Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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