Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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