He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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