i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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