when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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