This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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