Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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