Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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