What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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