question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Everclear isn't food dammit
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