He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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