OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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