that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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