do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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