on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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