I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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