it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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