did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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