My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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