the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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