Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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