Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
