Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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